But why, Foxy? As a child I suffered greatly from globophobia - the fear of balloons, specifically for me the popping of them. Is that why balloons must splat these days?
Sharon Sharon is Geoffrey's squeeze, and first cousin. Her favourite interest is intricately and tightly threading six inch long strings of large pearlescent baubles of varying sizes onto stout fishing wire.
Geoffrey Geoffrey (with a G) is Junior's older brother, and younger sister to Geannie-Mae (with a G). He hates being called Geoff, and gets quite stabby when people write his name with a J.
Kevin Kevin is a cheeky fellow, who loves nothing else in the world than pranking his youngest son Junior, who has Tourette's syndrome, to see whether he can get some even more epic responses.